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(10:44:12 AM) J: management, as usual, has no fucking clue whats going on
(10:44:36 AM) J: and thinks that if they force their employees to fill out timesheets on everything in detail that it will a) help them know whats what and 3) increase productivity
(10:46:23 AM) Bill: without getting involved themselves, the only thing they’ll learn is that people 1) fudge their timesheets and C) waste a lot of time fudging timesheets
(10:49:21 AM) J:
(10:49:43 AM) Bill: do you have any anti-fudging mechanisms in there?
(10:50:37 AM) J: they wouldn’t give me time
(10:50:41 AM) Bill: haha
(10:51:01 AM) J: the basic functionality they wanted was sick and this fucking douchbag vp was like ‘this form should only take like 3 hours’
(10:51:05 AM) J: for who?
(10:51:08 AM) J: someone in time warp?
(10:51:16 AM) J: fuck you asshat
(10:51:45 AM) Bill: they’d probably love you if the timecard provided details like “tuesday 1hr suchandsuch task changed to 2 hrs on friday at 5:15pm”
(10:52:12 AM) Bill: the form only took 3 hours, but the validation, the queries, and business logic, unit testing and deployment took two weeks
(10:54:16 AM) Bill: “J, why did you fudge your timesheet on Friday?” Wha? “I see it says here that you changed the work you did on Tuesday’s suchandsuch from 1 hours to 2 hours.. but you changed it on Friday. Why?” Uh… “FIRED!” *towards the door* “NEXT!!”
(10:56:15 AM) Bill: “Ok Bill, welcome. You only worked on one task all week but you have *flips stack of paper* 25 sheets of timecard modifications. In fact, the timecard app shows you were logged into it and active for 6 hours a day…
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