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Surprise, surprise

October 16, 2005 on 5:52 pm | In General Nonsense |

Last night Maribeth was following me through Westgate closing the zippers on my backpack that I left hanging open. “You’re not worried about stuff falling out?!” I didn’t have much in there really because I just used it to carry my costume in to work, which I left in my locker.

We sat in the breakroom inventorying my backpack while waiting to clock out. I went through each pocket and zipperred pouch one-by-one. I skipped the two outer pockets because someone else was at our table.

While I was talking to Mike, Maribeth pulled my backpack over and opened up one of the two outer pockets. Nothing. Then she opened the second one and stuck her hand in. She found something, gave a funny look, pulled it out and realized she was holding two condoms . Hahaha she turned bright red and shoved them back in my bag, giggling wildly.

“Why didn’t you stop me?” she asked, still laughing. Because it was funny, that’s why!